Act 1, Scene 1: Marigold Foxglove Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte aka Marigold Santa Muerte aka __

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[ A notification on your phone goes off, letting you know the purchase of your meeting with Exael has gone through.

There is an attachment. Where are you, when you open it? ]

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Cute peppy host is mostly it!

[artificialinelegance]

Cute.

[ she's gonna take off her shoes and go wander over to the window ]

So how'd y'get us all here? That another R&D question? Should I even bother askin' why you got us here?

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That's right. Especially with the you stuff, because I didn't do any of it!

[artificialinelegance]

General you! Y'all! The production studio.

[ laughing though ]

So what can I ask about?

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Anything I know about. I don't know the exact hows, but I know a lot of other stuff.

[artificialinelegance]

What happens when we graduate? Does everyone get th' honour of a creepy bust in Azzy's house or is that just Mukuro?

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Most people have better judgement than Mukuro.

[artificialinelegance]

First of all, wow rude, he's cute an' shit judgement is extra cute, source: me. Second, what happened t'him?

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That's really his story to tell.

[artificialinelegance]

Awww, no juicy gossip? Well, how's graduation suppose t'go when y'ain't a master of bad decisions?

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You get a choice!

What do you think of wishes?

[artificialinelegance]

That anything promisin' to make 'em come true is totally some genie ass monkey's paw shit.

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Right, so you have more sense than Mukuro.

[artificialinelegance]

Wow, he couldn't even clear the lowest bar possible...

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He installed an even lower one to trip on.

[artificialinelegance]

That just makes him even cuter...

So you get a choice between a wish and something else?

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Right, right. Except it's just, do you want a wish? You won't get anything out of turning it down, you just go home. You choose to stop playing!

[artificialinelegance]

What? There's no way it's that easy.

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You have to reach graduation first.

[artificialinelegance]

Sorta just figured all that involved was doin' the shit y'all got us doin' anyway. Does it take more'n just bein' cute and traumatized for x amount of time?

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It takes longer for some people than others, but that's about it!

[artificialinelegance]

Why's it take longer? Lack of cooperation?

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Compatibility issues.

[artificialinelegance]

Ain't that what I just said?

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Cooperation is interpersonal! Compatibility is intrinsic.