Act 1, Scene 1: Thing 2

[opening_act]

[ A notification on your phone goes off, letting you know the purchase of your meeting with Exael has gone through.

There is an attachment. Where are you, when you open it? ]

Comments

[liarliarliar]

Ah, real quick--are we being broadcasted right now?

And of course I'd love elaboration. I thought that guy--Azzy is it? Was top dog? Is that not the case?

[opening_act]

Not unless someone's bugged my apartment.

[ she doesn't seem super concerned about the possibility ]

You can't play a game with just one side.

[liarliarliar]

Who is the other side? Tell me about your boss? Are you close?

[opening_act]

Do you want to see something cool?

[liarliarliar]

Yes!

1/2

[opening_act]

Okay, watch this!

[ She stands up, gives it a running start, and vaults into the air ]

2/2

[opening_act]

[ curls up in the air

hovers. stays there.

that's a lot of wings. ]

[liarliarliar]

WHOA.

[takes a picture]

...wait is this some elaborate angel devil theming of factions?? EXAEL!

[opening_act]

[ whump. back down onto the pillow pile, back in girl form. ]

Themeing isn't really the right word.

[liarliarliar]

What is the right word?

[opening_act]

The same phrase, just without that part.

[liarliarliar]

[YO DOG WTF]

Ah, and why are such factions interested in running this sort of reality show?

[opening_act]

You don't think Hell would think it made good TV?

[liarliarliar]

Okay true but so then why Heaven too and how do you like.

Get us? Where do we come from? What do you intend to do with us when we're done? Like you mentioned graduation?

[opening_act]

[ She shifts, mmmmaybe uncomfortable. Talking up to the ceiling instead of at B. ]

It's not like Heaven wants to let all of you graduate to their arms.

[liarliarliar]

But I'm such a good boy, surely they want me.

Ah, what's graduation then? How do we get there and what comes after?

[opening_act]

Graduation is making a choice, and it's whenever it gets offered to you. It really depends on when the higher-ups and lower-downs think you might accept. Afterwards really depends on what you picked.

Hell bribes you with a wish, but you're theirs after that.

If you can refuse them you count as a win in Heaven's pocket, and you get to go home.

[liarliarliar]

There's no way to work towards it to get it faster, it's just up to the whims of people?

Ah....but you can choose to go home? Do you get everything back when you graduate? Memories and...

The other things you know you take from us.

[powers~~~]

[opening_act]

That's right. You can go right back to your life, just as you left it. It's not a bad deal. You can imagine people taking it, right?

[liarliarliar]

It's certainly what I want.

How do you guys pick who comes here?

[opening_act]

We need representatives from some places more than others, but it's mostly chance. Neither side gets an unfair advantage that way.

[liarliarliar]

That makes sense!

Ah, some people wanted to know if they could watch the people transfered away or talk to them in any way. And why people get transferred. Do transfers lose their chance to be given a graduation choice?

...also can we take a selfie together?

[opening_act]

Transfers lose their chance to be given a proper graduation! They're not really doing work that would result in a win for either side, you know?

I'd like a selfie!

[liarliarliar]

[scoots over so they're cheek to cheek, SELFIE~~~]

[opening_act]

[ SELFIE~~~

exael that is not a selfie face]